Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Campaign is Fully Funded

I just received this e-mail from J. Paul Getty’s estate.  Did I ever hit the jackpot!

From:     Barr.C.Russell <lloan20@verizon.net>
Reply-To:     barr.charlserussell@yahoo.com.hk
Subject:     MY THIRD AND FINAL EMAIL REGARDING GETTY’S WILL
Date:     Sat, 11 JApr 2009 15:35:26 -0500 (EST) (10:35 EST)

Charlse Russell LLP
London Office  St James’s (London)
8 – 10 New Fetter Lane,
London,
EC4A 1RS, United Kingdom.

Tel: +44 (0) 704 576 0065
Fax: +44 (0) 700 606 6349
Email: barr.charlserussell@yahoo.com.hk

SUB: LATE SIR. JOHN PAUL GETTY’S WILL

Season Greetings from Charlse Russell LLP,

On behalf of the Trustees and Executors of the late British Philanthropist, Sir John Paul Getty Jr.,  I once again try to notify you as our email to you was returned as a failure delivery (undelivered), hence I hereby attempt to reach you via your e-mail address.

I wish to notify you that the late Sir J. Paul Getty Jr. made you one of the beneficiaries to his (WILL), he bequeathed the sum of Nine Million Seven Hundred and Eight Thousand Six Hundred and Ninety Two Great British Pounds Sterlings Only (GBP£9,708,692.7) to you in the codicil and last testament to his (WILL) which is eleven (11%) of his total funds of GBP£88,260,443.00 (Eighty Eight Million Two Hundred and Sixty Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Three Great British Pounds Sterling deposited with one of UK’s biggest financial institution.

This may sound very strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely popular traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends here or abroad who wished you well. Sir J. Paul Getty Jr., the reclusive American-born philanthropist was the third son of the first American oil billionaire, billionaire American oilman Jean, Paul Getty.

According to him this money is to support religious and humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.  Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Get back to me via my persoanl email :  barr.charlserussell@yahoo.com.hk

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Happy New Year.

Yours in services,
Barr. Charlse Russell
Charles Russell LLP

Partners: Barr. Simon Gilbert, Barr. John Walters, Barr. Susan McDonalds and Barr. Catherine Wright

Attorney at Law
Slaughter and May

I just did the math and the GBP£9,708,692.70 turns out to be $14,230,507.66.  This is more than enough to fund my campaign.  And as a token of my appreciation, I will pay for the good people at Charles Russell LLP to get their own domain name for their e-mail.   “barr.charlserussell@yahoo.com.hk”  doesn’t look very professional.  Barr could have an e-mail barr.charlserussell@charlesrussellllc.com.hk  I will pay for the setup of their e-mail system as soon as I get the money from the estate.

The lack of a professional e-mail address might be hurting my campaign.  People think it’s not a real address, but ahmnodtheare@politician.com is a real e-mail address.  If this letter from J. Paul Getty’s estate doesn’t prove that my e-mail address is real, I don’t know what will prove it.

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April 11, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, satire | , , , ,

11 Comments

  1. I want to thank the J. Paul Getty Foundation for believing in my campaign! It is truly appreciated!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 11, 2009

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  3. I’m confident they are a firm with international gavitas since they are in london UK with their email reply service outsourced to yahoo Hong Kong.

    You are indeed a most fortunate fellow – is this Sir J Paul Getty Trois the one who was kidnapped with ear removed and mailed to father for ransom?

    Comment by David | April 12, 2009

  4. I believe it’s the very one. He must have seen me at one of my campaign speeches in London.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 13, 2009

  5. “Yours in services,
    Barr. Charlse Russell
    Charles Russell LLP”

    All good lawyers have trouble spelling their own names. Just ask Johnnie Cockran…er Cochrun…er Cochran..

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | April 13, 2009

  6. It wasn’t their spelling, it was their handwriting. All lawyers have bad handwriting and receptionists have a hard time deciphering it. I always look for a good attorney with bad handwriting.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 13, 2009

  7. hahahahahha your all silly, its a big con guys!

    Comment by billy | April 20, 2009

    • I don’t think J. Paul Getty would ever con people. Maybe it’s just me.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 20, 2009

  8. i got an email from him too saying i have got all this wonderus money 😛

    Comment by billy | April 20, 2009

  9. I love these. I’m a hacker not a cracker, which is white hat vs black hat. I sent them back a couple of nasty surprises. One a pic of the foulest diarrhea I’ve ever seen and a nice embedded code package to slow down their email for a while.

    Comment by ScorPionX | April 27, 2009

  10. For those who have been wondering, it’s been 9 months and I have yet to see the money.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 21, 2010


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