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Looking at the Future

One of the harshest realities in life is that we all get older.  Even the lovely and talented Vanna White will get older.  Someday, we will no longer be blessed to have Vanna turn the letters.  What will happen to American culture then?

Can we find someone as beautiful as Vanna White?  I’d hate to admit it, but we can.  Can we find somebody as talented as Vanna?  We probably can.  Can we find someone as nice as Her?  We probably can.  Can we find someone as beautiful, talented, and nice as Vanna?  Hell no!  America’s culture is screwed!

We can make an ugly person beautiful with cosmetic surgery.  We can find someone to worh hard to develope talent.  Being nice is not something developed in a lab.  Either you are nice or you are not.  And if you are nice, after going throough surgery to become beautiful and putting in the work required to become talented, you probably won’t be.

This is a very special era in American cultural history.  Enjoy it while you can.

April 14, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, Platform, satire | , , , ,


  1. Never was a fan of Vanna or her show, but it has been many years since she actually “turned” letters. She just touches them which is also unnecessary.

    Sorry. Pop culture leaves me cold.

    Comment by Gryphon | April 16, 2009

  2. Are you Canadian by any chance?

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 17, 2009

  3. […] schoonheid, talent, Vanna White NOTE: The following is a rough Dutch translation of “Looking at the Future” originally published April 14, […]

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