Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Right Country – Wrong Target

The Department of Homeland Security’s Director Janet Napolitano suggested that Canada was partially to blame for allowing terrorists to enter the United States and causing the September 11 attacks.  Whether this is true or not is irrelevant.  It wasn’t like the terrorists had signs that said, “Hi, my name is Mohammed Atta and I am a terrorist.”  The terrorists were in the United States for a while and we didn’t know they were terrorists until it was too late.

What we should blame Canada for doing is deteriorating American entertainment.  They not only knew the limited “talents” of William Shatner and Celine Dion, but they trained them in their mission to sabotage American entertainment.  Janet Napolitano has to quit worrying about an incident eight years ago and go after William Shattner, who has been systematically destroying the quality of American entertainment for over 40 years.  Until this situation is taken care of, Americans will not take the Department of Homeland Security seriously.

April 22, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, foreign policy, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. You’ve been spotlighted.

    http://gryphonscry.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/ahmnodt-heare-for-president/

    Comment by Gryphon | April 22, 2009

  2. I am not familiar with the supposed or otherwise entertainment value of Dion. But I do like Shatner.

    However, I have made my feelings well known on Anne Murray.

    Comment by Gryphon | April 22, 2009


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