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A Look at my Platform – Smoking

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on smoking.

I would have quit smoking, but quitters never win.

Remember that quitters never win. My father told me that. My little league coach told me that. My probation officer told me that. So it must be true.

What exactly do you win by quitting smoking? You might have a few dollars in your pocket and you might breathe easier, but what about the downside? You will be mean and crabby when you want a cigarette. You will soon lose all of your friends. Where are you without your friends?

Don’t quit. Because winners never quit and quitters never win.

May 20, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, issues, Platform, satire | , ,

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