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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Look at my Platform – Race Relations
Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on race relations.
Quitters never win. I mentioned this on my position on smoking. People seem to be hung up on race, so I practice wind sprints every day. This approach is fine for short races. The race for the Presidency is a marathon and has required me to use different training strategies.
To prove my point, people don’t talk about John McCain or me too often any more. We both lost in 2008 and are considered irrelevant in the eyes of the media and most Americans. All of the attention is on Barack Obama. Sure, the media asks John McCain where he thinks President Obama went wrong (and they would ask me if they knew who I am), but only as a painful reminder that Barack Obama is our president.
It is still 3 1/2 years until the Presidential Election. There will be a lot of positioning for the race for the President. I am currently in good position by starting my campaign now and getting my name out to the public now. It is a long race and I race best when I am in front. I will be ready for President Obama and whoever the Republicans spew at us. I welcome the challenge.
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May 23, 2009 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, editorial, election, Obama, Platform, politics, satire | humor, McCain, quitting, race relations, winning