Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Look at my Platform – Poverty

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and 
further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on poverty.

"War on Poverty" can be solved by giving poor people $30/month and sending them to Africa once a month for food shopping. A family of four in Africa can eat for $.70/day. They would still have $8.30 for beer.

I am seriously considering doing my food shopping in Africa.  It can cost over $100/week for food shopping for a family of one.  This is $400/month.  It would be cheaper to fly poor people to Africa once a month to do their food shopping.  It would be even cheaper to fly one person to Africa to buy up all the food there and fly it back home and sell it at cost.  The $8.30 left over wouldn’t necessarily have to go towards beer.  It could go towards a pack of cigarettes (except in New York City, where cigarettes are almost $10.00 per pack.)

While many supermarkets would go out of business under my plan, my plan would allow Americans to eat and have more money left over for entertainment.  It’s not like the CineMafia is going away.


May 25, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , ,


  1. How are they going to get there and back?


    Comment by Gryphon | May 25, 2009

  2. They would fly there on a government-subsidized flight. It would only be one flight a month.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 25, 2009

  3. I should add that even with the government subsidized flights (refreshments not included), that the flight and the $30 for shopping would still be cheaper for tax payers than having them shop for food in the United States.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 25, 2009

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