About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Look at my Platform – Women’s Rights
Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on women’s rights.
If there is anything I cannot stand is a male chauvinist pig. Men have no business telling women what cooking utensils to use when cooking dinner, which vacuum cleaner to use when vacuuming the carpets, which laundry detergent to use when washing a man’s clothes, or the floor cleaner she used when scrubbing his floors. This is just wrong. Women know how to clean and do not need interference from men when they are cleaning a man’s home.
Women are almost as important as men are and it is about time women are treated that way.
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May 26, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, satire | cooking, humor, laundry, mopping, vacumming, women's rights | 2 Comments