Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Look at my Platform – Women’s Rights

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on women’s rights.

Women have the fundamental right to use the utensils of their choice when cooking my dinner. Nobody shall infringe on a woman’s right to use the vacuum cleaner of her choice when cleaning my house.

If there is anything I cannot stand is a male chauvinist pig.  Men have no business telling women what cooking utensils to use when cooking dinner, which vacuum cleaner to use when vacuuming the carpets, which laundry detergent to use when washing a man’s clothes, or the floor cleaner she used when scrubbing his floors.  This is just wrong.  Women know how to clean and do not need interference from men when they are cleaning a man’s home.

Women are almost as important as men are and it is about time women are treated that way.


May 26, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments


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