Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Look at my Platform – The Environment

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on the environment.

My position on global warming after spending time studying it is that it is warmer in the summer than in the winter. Global Warming and any possible nuclear holocaust can be eliminated in one easy step. Aim all our nukes at the sun and fire away!

Many environmental studies bother me.  (Especially the studies on global warming.)  None of the studies look at one very important fact:  It is warmer in the summer than in the winter.  While we should be fighting global warming in the summer, we should encourage it as much as possible in the winter.  Sub-zero (Fahrenheit, not Canadian) temperatures are brutal and must come to a stop.

Aiming nuclear missiles at the sun does two very important functions.  The first function is it will cool off everybody (especially those in the deserts).  The second function is that it will rid us of nuclear weapons and the possibility of one of them accidentally detonating.

Aiming all of our nuclear weapons will stop global warming and eliminate a chance of a nuclear accident.  It’s killing two birds with one stone.  I will make sure those birds are not on the endangered species list.

June 1, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, Platform, satire | , , , , ,

8 Comments

  1. You’ve got my vote (what country are you running in?)

    Comment by Davis | June 1, 2009

  2. I am running for the Leader of the Free World. While only Americans are currently allowed to vote for the leader of the free world, I strongly urge you write Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama and demand as a citizen of the free world, you be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world regardless of which country you live in.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 1, 2009

  3. If you can find some way to merge winter and summer weather so we get 75-80 degrees year-round, that would definitely get my vote.

    Cheers

    Comment by David | June 1, 2009

  4. I am currently working on that. Until then, there is San Diego.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 1, 2009

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