Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Something is Missing

I had it for a while last year just before the Republican and Democratic Parties’ conventions.  It was the height of my 2008 campaign.  There was a blogger saying negative things about me and my campaign.

Neither Obama’s nor McCain’s campaign were talked about much until people started saying negative things about them.   Negative coverage brings positive counter-coverage and vice versa.  Next thing you know, everybody was talking about McCain and Obama.  My coverage was almost all good, but most of the news from my campaign came from this blog.  Few people read the one negative blog entry and now the blog no longer exists.

If you are a blogger, feel free to say something negative about me, my campaign, or my platform in your blog.  If you have the time and energy, you could even dedicate an entire blog dedicated to making sure I am defeated in 2012.  Something like ahmnodthearesucks.wordpress.com would be a good start.

My mother keeps trying to call Glenn Beck’s radio show to tell him what a crackpot I am, but she can never get through.  She doesn’t like my plan for senior citizens.  She says President Obama has a good plan for seniors, but I haven’t heard it.  The only good thing he has done for senior citizens is hiring one to be vice-president.

I look forward to reading about all the bad things about me.

June 5, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, Obama, politics, satire, senior citizens | , , ,


  1. I have nothing but love for you Ahmnodt, always have and always will. If I ever get my right to vote back I will probably use it to vote for someone else.

    But I love you all the same and would be a GREAT speech writer for you *he repeats.*

    Comment by Gryphon | June 6, 2009

  2. If I had a blog I would gladly tell the world what a sucky candidate you are and explain what a lousy president you would make.

    Short of that, I’m sending an email to everyone in my address book to tell them that everything possible must be done to derail your campaign. Perhaps they will be so annoyed, they will forward that to everyone they know and a shitload of spam will really piss people off about your campaign.

    It is the least I can do for you.


    Comment by David | June 6, 2009

  3. Gryph, I appreciate your honesty, but you got it wrong. You’re supposed to bash me and then vote for me.

    David, it sounds like a plan to me. Let me know how it works. 🙂

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 6, 2009

  4. Let me know if you get a countersite. I realy need to see your side as well as someone else arguing against you.

    Comment by Claire Collins | June 6, 2009

  5. I thought saying I would not vote for you would do the negative bit and the implication that I think you are great while at the same time being someone who is not allowed to vote (read: felon) would seal the deal.

    Comment by Gryphon | June 8, 2009

  6. I am going a different route. I have decided to hire a PM firm to say bad things about my campaign and to attempt to assassinate my character.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 8, 2009

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