Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Long Weekend

It was a last-minuet situation and I was called to go to Iran.  I wasn’t told of the situation until I got there, but it didn’t bother me at the time because the trip was paid for.

It was to my surprise to find out that I received 3% of the vote in Iran’s Presidential election.  I had no intention for running for president of Iran.  I had never seen supporters so enthusiastic for my campaign.

I was watching the results with my supporterswhen news broke that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had pronounced himself as the winner.  My supporters snapped in unison and began rioting in the streets of Tehran.

A police officer approached me before I could get ti my hotel room.  He cuffed me and said I was arrested for enciting a riot.  I tried to explain my story, but it was to no avail.

Ahman Mushughi, the chair of the Ahmnodt for Iran Presidential campaign saw me Sunday afternoon.  He was able to convince the police that I knew nothing about the rioting and the police released me.

I have returned home after flying from Tehran to Cairo and from Cairo to home.  I am exausted, and to be honest, I am not sure I could be President of Iran.  I have been running for “Leader of the Free World”.   From what I have been told, Iran isn’t part of the free world, so I couldn’t be President there anyway.

June 15, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, politics, satire | , ,


  1. I followed this from Campaign Goals for 2011. This is not the conspiracy that I am talking about.

    I have not seen this post. It is a total coincident about the conspiracy theory coming out tomorrow.

    Comment by Mel | January 3, 2011

  2. It was a rough weekend.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 3, 2011

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