Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Off to the Ashram

I am heading off to an ashram in Oregon tomorrow.  I need some time off from campaigning and work  (and the lack of work).  I will be residing at the Sri Yogi Berra.  The ashram has enlightening chants like “batter batter batter…swing”.

The time off will be a spiritual awakening and will recharge my batteries.  (I am trying to live a green lifestyle and throwing away batteries fills landfills.)  The enlightenment I will receive will be worth the time I am taking off from campaigning.  My vision will be clearer and I will be running a fresher campaign which I hope will lead to victory in 2012.

I will miss interacting with you.  It will only be two weeks or three months.  Peace be with you.


June 20, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , , ,


  1. Wear a life vest if you find yourself getting to deep.

    Comment by Gryphon | June 22, 2009

  2. 2 weeks or 3 months? Depends on how good or bad the whole relaxing thing goes, huh?

    Well please let us know when you return. At least post a sign saying, “Ahmnodt Heare – Gone fishing”

    Comment by Claire Collins | June 22, 2009

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  4. Your staggering wit is too much to handle–I may have to spend some time in an ashram myself.

    Comment by madamelibrarian | June 25, 2009

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