Off to the Ashram
I am heading off to an ashram in Oregon tomorrow. I need some time off from campaigning and work (and the lack of work). I will be residing at the Sri Yogi Berra. The ashram has enlightening chants like “batter batter batter…swing”.
The time off will be a spiritual awakening and will recharge my batteries. (I am trying to live a green lifestyle and throwing away batteries fills landfills.) The enlightenment I will receive will be worth the time I am taking off from campaigning. My vision will be clearer and I will be running a fresher campaign which I hope will lead to victory in 2012.
I will miss interacting with you. It will only be two weeks or three months. Peace be with you.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Wear a life vest if you find yourself getting to deep.
2 weeks or 3 months? Depends on how good or bad the whole relaxing thing goes, huh?
Well please let us know when you return. At least post a sign saying, “Ahmnodt Heare – Gone fishing”
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Your staggering wit is too much to handle–I may have to spend some time in an ashram myself.
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