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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Impeach Mark Sanford!
I rarely call for an elected official to be impeached, but the situation surrounding South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford warrant such a proceeding. I am not going to call for an impeachment over an affair. Elected officials are often tempted by hotties. I cannot guarantee at this time that I wouldn’t be tempted if I was an elected official.
The reason why I am calling for Mark Sanford to be impeached is because of all of those trips to Argentina. It is difficult if not impossible to govern a state while in a foreign country. If I am elected President, I vow to minimize my trips oversees and to frequent only American brothels.
The people of South Carolina deserve a governor who does not mind living in South Carolina. Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot be the governor of all 50 states.
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June 30, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire, scandal | affair, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brothels, government, Governor, impeachment, Mark Sanford, South Carolina | 5 Comments