Small Town Blues
I have done just about everything I wanted to do in my town yesterday. I haven’t gone to the water park yet, but the weather hasn’t been promising for water rides. My daily activities include going to the diner just so I get out of the house.
One of the things I am doing while I’m home is working on my unauthorized autobiography. The name of the book is tentatively titled, “Ahmnodt for You.” The problem I am having in writing it is that I don’t know if I want to write is as a life story with a small emphasis on my 2008 and 2012 campaigns or if I should emphasize my campaigns with just enough tidbits about my life to make people understand why I am running for president.
Some time will be spent on doing minor repairs around my house. I need a few small things like a new toilet tank and a new bedroom wall. These things shouldn’t take too long to fix. Off to the hardware store!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I often go the the coffee shop to get out of the house. I live in a small town too, relatively. It’s a college town and it gives me the chance to surreptitiously ogle the young female college students.