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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I Do Not Understand Europeans
I have made a couple of trips to Europe over the last year and a half. The primary purpose of these trips was to campaign. While Europeans are not currently allowed to vote for the President of the United States, I had introduced a plan to the Europeans that would have allowed them to vote for the President because they live in the free world and everybody in the free world should be entitled to vote for the leader of the free world.
There hasn’t been much excitement for my proposal in Europe. The only execptions were the British around London. I have since learned that most of that enthusiasium came from drunken Tottenham Hotspurs fans who needed some cheering up following yet another loss. A few devoted people were willing to help out in Liechtenstein, but other than those occasions, there has been no care.
I haven’t heard from any of my European supporters since I came back from Europe in March. I should go to Europe again soon and set things straight with those people.
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July 22, 2009 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire | Europe, leader of the free world, Liechtenstein, London, Tottenham Hotspur