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My Take on President Obama’s Birth Certificate

As a candidate for President in 2008 and 2012, I find the debacle over President Obama’s birth certificate amusing.  Many people are assuming that President Obama was born in Kenya.  The truth is that he was born in Hawaii and to the best of my knowledge, Hawaii does not issue birth certificates to babies born in Kenya.

The reason why there is so much secrecy over President Obama’s birth certificate isn’t over where he was born, but when.  I think President Obama was born on August 4, 1974.  Today is his 35th birthday.  This is important because in order to take the Office of the Presidency, he or she must be 35 years of age before taking office.  “President” Obama was only 34 when he took the oath of office, a violation of the Constitution.

Part of me thinks that President Obama should step down because he was too young to become President.  Part of me is scared that if he does step down, we would be stuck with Joe Biden as President.  My solution would be to install myself as interm President until 2012, but that solution, unfortunately, is unconstitutional.  I would allow Obama to remain President for the rest of this term but declare him ineligible to run for reelection in 2012.

Happy 35th Birthday, “President” Obama!

August 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , | 4 Comments

Gearing Up To The Next Level

I was saddened to see that Disney was raising the price of admission to their theme parks from $75 to $79.  I should not be shocked though.  Disney also makes movies and has been a major player in the high price of movies.  They were also partially responsible for the high cost of going to a hockey game when they owned the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.  They are now known as the Anaheim Ducks, but their best coaching during their “Mighty Ducks” years was done by Emilio Estevez.

Battling the Cinemafia and the high price of movies is no longer enough.  In the days, weeks, and months ahead, I will be sharing my plan to make all forms of entertainment affordable from movies and concerts to sporting events and IRS audits.

Once entertainment becomes affordable again, America will become affordable again.

August 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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