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My Take on President Obama’s Birth Certificate

As a candidate for President in 2008 and 2012, I find the debacle over President Obama’s birth certificate amusing.  Many people are assuming that President Obama was born in Kenya.  The truth is that he was born in Hawaii and to the best of my knowledge, Hawaii does not issue birth certificates to babies born in Kenya.

The reason why there is so much secrecy over President Obama’s birth certificate isn’t over where he was born, but when.  I think President Obama was born on August 4, 1974.  Today is his 35th birthday.  This is important because in order to take the Office of the Presidency, he or she must be 35 years of age before taking office.  “President” Obama was only 34 when he took the oath of office, a violation of the Constitution.

Part of me thinks that President Obama should step down because he was too young to become President.  Part of me is scared that if he does step down, we would be stuck with Joe Biden as President.  My solution would be to install myself as interm President until 2012, but that solution, unfortunately, is unconstitutional.  I would allow Obama to remain President for the rest of this term but declare him ineligible to run for reelection in 2012.

Happy 35th Birthday, “President” Obama!


August 4, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire | , , , ,


  1. does part of you think he deserves more of a chance than he’s gotten so far?

    Comment by davis | August 4, 2009

  2. No.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 4, 2009

  3. So much energy! I think the issue has been over-blown, and that it distracts us from a whopper. I have just posted on this at: http://soozah.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/consolidation-what-the-fight-is-really-about/

    Comment by Federal Farmer | October 12, 2009

  4. Federal, I think Bush was also a consolidator, though not to the extent that Obama was. I still think he was elected as a 34-year old Hawaiian.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 13, 2009

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