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A Tribute to Billy Mays

Billy Mays, the greatest TV pitchman ever died in June from a heart attack.  Many people have come to my website following his death.  Like many people, I went and bought the stuff that Billy Mays endorsed that I hadn’t already bought.  The only things I did not already have was the Awesome Auger and the iCan Benefit Insurance.

As a tribute to Billy Mays, I will be growing the patented Billy Mays beard.  (As soon as I find out who holds the patent for Billy Mays’s beard now that he has passed on.  I invite the ladies and gentlemen who have been following my blog to join me in growing a tribute beard.


August 7, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement | , , , , ,


  1. I’m just not hairy enough naturally to grow a tribute beard with any justice.

    Comment by Claire Collins | August 9, 2009

  2. Just pour some Rogaine on your chin and above your upper lip and you’ll be fine.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 9, 2009

  3. I grow a beard once a year anyway so it would be a hollow gesture. He was one of the greats.

    Comment by Gryphon | August 9, 2009

  4. I’m on board with the beard already.

    Comment by zeusiswatching | August 12, 2009

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