A Tribute to Billy Mays
Billy Mays, the greatest TV pitchman ever died in June from a heart attack. Many people have come to my website following his death. Like many people, I went and bought the stuff that Billy Mays endorsed that I hadn’t already bought. The only things I did not already have was the Awesome Auger and the iCan Benefit Insurance.
As a tribute to Billy Mays, I will be growing the patented Billy Mays beard. (As soon as I find out who holds the patent for Billy Mays’s beard now that he has passed on. I invite the ladies and gentlemen who have been following my blog to join me in growing a tribute beard.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
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I’m just not hairy enough naturally to grow a tribute beard with any justice.
Just pour some Rogaine on your chin and above your upper lip and you’ll be fine.
I grow a beard once a year anyway so it would be a hollow gesture. He was one of the greats.
I’m on board with the beard already.