The “Penniless” Campaign
Many of my critics claim that I have poor fundraising skills and that I will not become President because I do not have fundraising skills. They say this because I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website for campaign contributions. It is time to set the record straight.
The reason why I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website is because I am not accepting contributions. I am not accepting contributions because I cannot be bought like other politicians can. Running for President shouldn’t be about how much money one can raise. it should be about how one can help the country get on the right track.
By not raising money and not spending money I don’t have, I am hoping to show that I am fiscally responsible. Politicians raise millions for their campaigns because they love to spend. That should not be what being a politician is all about. Being a politician should be about the issues and character. Even many of my opponents will tell you that I am a character.
I hope this is a satisfactory explaination of why I am not raising money. If you have any questions, please leave a comment below or e-mail ahmnodtheare\@/politician.com.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 