About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Vacation Planning
I will be taking my first vacation since I first started running for President soon. I will be going to Blanca Fest in Fort Garland, CO and will be spending the rest of my vacation in Saguache County. Although there is not much to do Saguache County, I feel obligated to show my graditude to the fine people of Saguache County for electing me for their president over both Barack Obama and John McCain.
I do not know why I didn’t show my appreciation sooner. I owe the fine people another apology as well. I have found out that I have been pronouncing the name of their county incorrectly on my radio show. I was pronouncing it as a Spanish word (Sah-Goo-Ah-chay). The correct pronounciation is (Saw-WATCH) as it is an Ute Indian word meaning, “Water at Blue Earth”.
I will be staying at the Hillside Hotel in Saguache. I will leave early that Saturday for the Blanca Fest. For those not familiar with the Blanca Fest, it is a day of tours, a Chuck Wagon styled dinner, and bluegrass music. I want to volunteer with the Chuck Wagon dinner because I want to make sure that senior citizens are getting the real Chuck Wagon and not the generic.
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August 15, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, endorsement, Obama, satire, senior citizens | Blanca Fest, Bluegrass music, Chuck Wagon, Hillside Hotel, McCain, Saguache County, vacation | 4 Comments