Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Vacation Planning

I will be taking my first vacation since I first started running for President soon.  I will be going to Blanca Fest in Fort Garland, CO and will be spending the rest of my vacation in Saguache County.  Although there is not much to do Saguache County, I feel obligated to show my graditude to the fine people of Saguache County for electing me for their president over both Barack Obama and John McCain.

I do not know why I didn’t show my appreciation sooner.  I owe the fine people another apology as well.  I have found out that I have been pronouncing the name of their county incorrectly on my radio show.  I was pronouncing it as a Spanish word (Sah-Goo-Ah-chay).  The correct pronounciation is (Saw-WATCH) as it is an Ute Indian word meaning, “Water at Blue Earth”.

I will be staying at the Hillside Hotel in Saguache.  I will leave early that Saturday for the Blanca Fest.  For those not familiar with the Blanca Fest, it is a day of tours, a Chuck Wagon styled dinner, and bluegrass music.  I want to volunteer with the Chuck Wagon dinner because I want to make sure that senior citizens are getting the real Chuck Wagon and not the generic.


August 15, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, endorsement, Obama, satire, senior citizens | , , , , , ,


  1. Remember not to let your guard down even for a minute. Those cursed journalists are everywhere and do not understand the sanctity of a ‘vacation’. I know, because I am a cursed journalist.
    Definitely don’t mention any past misdemeanours in public.
    Not that you have any, I’m sure.

    Comment by womaninblack | August 16, 2009

  2. I welcome any publicity that journalists give my campaign. If I didn’t have any bad publicity, I wouldn’t have any at all.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 16, 2009

  3. Excellent. I’m off to make up a wildly exaggerated story about your expenses bill. We’re obsessed with that stuff in the UK.

    Comment by womaninblack | August 16, 2009

  4. Don’t forget the floozy. We’re obsessed with that stuff in the States.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 16, 2009

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