Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

40000!

I reached my 40,000th supporter the other day.  I would have mentioned this sooner, but I have been busy.  Below are some of the possible reasons in the spike of supporters in recent days:

  • Saguache County Support Base Swells upon my Arrival – I doubt this is the case because the percentage of people who were happy I am in Saguache County is no higher than the percentage of people who voted for me.
  • Obama Supporters are Weary of Obama – While I have seen people who voted for President Obama become critical of his health care plan, I have seen none of his supporters advocating mine.
  • McCain supporters See no Future for Republican Party –  Republicans seem to be like a punch-drunk spouse.  No matter how many times Republicans say they will cut spending and never do, the flock of grassroots Republicans believe they will cut spending the next time.
  • People are Bored – If that was the case, I’d have 40,000,000 supporters by now.
  • Subliminal Messages – I don’t know how to do that.  Besides, I believe in a more overt approach.  “VOTE FOR AHMNODT HEARE!”

While I figure out the reasons for the unexpected spike in supportership, I would like to thank everybody for supporting me.  Election Day is only 38 months away.

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September 3, 2009 - Posted by | campaign, editorial, endorsement, Obama, Platform, Republicans, satire | , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Congradulations for achieving this fantastic and meaningful milestone.

    Mathmatically speaking, this pretty much guarantees that you are a shoo-in for the 2175 general election…possibly sooner.

    Comment by David | September 3, 2009

  2. Don’t forget to tell two friends about my campaign. And your two friends each tell two different friends and so on and so on…

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 4, 2009


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