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Vacation Ends Today

I head home today after a week of must needed time away from the job and my campaign.  I will leave here at 7:30 for a ride to Colorado Springs.  At 11:00, I will be taking a bus to Denver.  The plane leaves at 2:00PM and I shoujld be back at my home by 8PM.

I spent most of yesterday alone relaxing.  I did watch some of the Rockies game against the New York Mets at a bar.  I came back to the bar in time to watch “Wheel of Fortune.”  It was then that I found out why my campaign was so popular here.  Saguache is a hotbed for Vanna White supremacists.   There was an altercation as a few people came in wanting to watch the Denver Broncos’ game against the Arizona Cardinals.  But the Broncos fans were outnumbered by the Vanna White supremacists.

We were about to watch the Broncos game after “Wheel of Fortune” when there was a sudden showering of boos.  I saw the television and it was Wiliam Shatner doing a Priceline commercial.  An elderly woman shouted, “Way to ruin our entertainment, you Canuck spy!”

The irony is although I am heading home today, I will never feel as home as I have this past week.

September 4, 2009 - Posted by | campaign, Canada, commentary, entertainment, humor, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. They booed William Shatner? Isn’t that sacrilege. He ruins everything he touches. That is what makes him great.

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | September 4, 2009

  2. I am convinced that Shatner is a Canadian spy whose mission is to sabotage American entertainment. The evidence is overwhelming.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 4, 2009

  3. So explain what Vanna is doing to support your campaign?

    Comment by Claire Collins | September 5, 2009

  4. She doesn’t have to do anything to support my campaign. That didn’t stop her from endorsing me. https://ahmnodtheare.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/vanna.jpg

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 5, 2009

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