Revised Picks for Cabinet
NOTE: Some are left blank. Some revisions have been made since my original picks. Be sure to check this page often as I fill my cabinet.
President: Ahmnodt Heare
Vice-President: Pamela Villars
Secretary of State: David _______
Chief of Staff: Claire Collins
Press Secretary: “Gryphon” Aerie
Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey
Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart
Secretary of Energy: Matthew Lesko
Secretary of Defense: Mike Singletary
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Secretary of Education: George W. Bush
Secretary of the Treasury: Dennis Kozlowski
I would also make picks in the following:
Federal Reserve Chair: Bernie Madoff
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations : Alex Jones
U.S. Ambassador to France: Mike Lansing
NBA Commissioner: Isiah Thomas
Note: Offices and Prospects in italics were added on February 4, 2010.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I need a VP Candidate. This position has been hard to keep filled.
I may be a bit prejudiced on the matter but, let me be Frank with you, I think I would be the ideal person to be elevated from Chief Advisor to VP on the ticket but I do recognize that you may need some greater name recognition.
For energy and enthusiasm, given that Billy Mays took his Oxyclean cruise to the great beyond, may I suggest Vince Shlomi, possibly you know him as the ShamWow Guy.
Sure he’s had some legal difficulties recently but, let’s face it, it gives him some street-cred with the youts – and their votes are critically important to any successful campaign since they know all about that interwebs stuff. Plus, all his skeletons are already out of the proverbial closet – at least I think so.
David, as long as you fit the constitutional requirements and can make a pot of coffee, I would be honored to have you for my vice-president.
As for a spokesperson for my campaign, I am looking for Derek Jeter. While Vince is a good salesperson, Derek Jeter has been selling Ford cars for over two years via commercial during Mets and Red Sox games. If he can sell to his enemies, imagine what he can sell to his friends.
And Derek Jeter is hawt…according to my female friends and the occasional gay. I think so too.
I am THRILLED to be Chief of Staff! What do I get to do?
While I love that you’ve chosen my darling sister for Chief of staff. Can I suggest Paula Dean for the FDA?
Claire, The Chief of Staff gets to control the Staff of the White House.
Suzette, I was planning something different for the FDA. I am leaning towards Tommy Chong to head that department. While some may dismiss my pick as someone solely concerned with the “D” part of the FDA, Tommy Chong has been known to get the munchies, which puts the “F” part into play.
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Impressive list.
Although you might want to get Justin Beiber in there, or one of the Vagina Virgins (aka. Jonas Brothers) just to secure the four to fourteen year-old demographic.
Sure, they can’t vote or anything, but never underestimate their powers of persuasion over the parentals.
I will consider the Jonas Brothers. Justin Bieber, unfortunately, is out of the question. https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2010/02/13/canadas-newest-spy/
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