Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

NOBODY is Running Against Me

NOBODY is probably the biggest threat to my campaign.  While President Obama is becoming unpopular, NOBODY enjoys a high favorabilty rating.  I have to fight back.  NOBODY is going to beat Ahmnodt Heare.

I will fight as long as I can.  If the pressure becomes overwhelming and I am outmatched, I will step aside and support NOBODY.  “Ahmnodt Heare for NOBODY!”


September 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , | Comments Off on NOBODY is Running Against Me

The Head Man Or

I have stumbled among an amazing discovery.  It turns out that leadership is in my name.  If you rearrange the letters in “Ahmnodt Heare”, you end up with “The Head Man Or”.  “The Head Man” is none other than President of the United States.  On the other hand, if you rearrange the letters in “Barack Hussein Obama”, you end up with something that includes “Hussie Bar”.  While hussie bars have nothing to do with leadership, it explains why President Obama is popular with the ladies.

Speaking of stumbling, I came across a rare picture of the Beatles with five members.


The rare "Five Beatles" Photo: George, John, Rod, Ringo, Paul

September 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, entertainment, humor, Obama | , , , , | 4 Comments


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