NOBODY is Running Against Me
NOBODY is probably the biggest threat to my campaign. While President Obama is becoming unpopular, NOBODY enjoys a high favorabilty rating. I have to fight back. NOBODY is going to beat Ahmnodt Heare.
I will fight as long as I can. If the pressure becomes overwhelming and I am outmatched, I will step aside and support NOBODY. “Ahmnodt Heare for NOBODY!”
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Head Man Or
I have stumbled among an amazing discovery. It turns out that leadership is in my name. If you rearrange the letters in “Ahmnodt Heare”, you end up with “The Head Man Or”. “The Head Man” is none other than President of the United States. On the other hand, if you rearrange the letters in “Barack Hussein Obama”, you end up with something that includes “Hussie Bar”. While hussie bars have nothing to do with leadership, it explains why President Obama is popular with the ladies.
Speaking of stumbling, I came across a rare picture of the Beatles with five members.
The rare "Five Beatles" Photo: George, John, Rod, Ringo, Paul
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September 16, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, entertainment, humor, Obama | anagrams, Beatles, leadership, Rod Blagojevich, word play | 4 Comments