Walk-a-Thon Canceled
I am deeply saddened that I will not be able to partake in the Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness. I had a mishap with the ankle I broke while I was on vacation. I went to the doctor yesterday and she said that I would not be able to walk on it for two months. I am no longer wearing the boot that people with broken ankles use for walking. I am on crutches and will remain on crutches for two months.
The reason why I chose October to do the walk-a-thon is twofold: The first reason is because I didn’t want to walk when it was too cold in the Northeast or too hot in the desert Southwest. The second reason why I chose October is because all of the other walk-a-thons are in October and I didn’t want to seem rebellious and walk in another month.
Some people have suggested that I do the walk-a-thon with the crutches. There are two problems with this. The first problem is that it takes longer to walk on crutches and I would end up with both extremely cold weather and extremly hot weather along the way. The other problem is that people seeing me using crutches might think I am rasing money for some kind of birth defect instead of the defect in entertainment caused by the CineMafia.
I may have to do a telethon instead. The problem is that I can’t have celebrities as spokespeople because they all work for the CineMafia.
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This is making me question your commitment to your platform and campaign. Judge Sotomayer didn’t wimp out of her confirmation interrogation just for a little ankle trouble, did she!
And I thought you of all the candidates would be ready to think outside the box – hoveround scooter…duh. Or even an actual wheelchair – FDR used one, so can you.
So anyhoo, hope your ankle is quickly mended.
Cheers