Internet Outages
I will be unable to continue posting on the road due to the bus receiving weak internet signals. This is due to being nowhere. I am still an hour and a half from Oneonta, currently traveling on NY Route 28 in Margaretville, or “Pegville” as some would call it.
Mount Trapper
“If you see a fork in the road, make it your bus stop.” – Mount Trapper Chamber of Commerce.
There was nothing in Mount Trapper except a fork in a road. There wasn’t even a sign that said “Bus Stop.”
Returning to Kingston
This is my first time in Kingston since I gave a speech on global warming to the Polar Bear Club in February. There was a layover and I got off the bus to stretch my legs. I ran into one of the people who attended the speech. She seemed to be a bit dilusional though. She thanked me for the great job I was doing in running the country and appreciated that I had stopped global warming in Kingston.
I tried to tell her that I am not the president yet and I had nothing to do with stopping global warming, but she ran off, saying that she had to catch the robotic butterfly hovering over a garbage can at the other end of the bus terminal.
Rosendale
I swear bus companies invent small towns to generate more business for themselves. There are a few stores and a pizza shop, but little else. No Chinese restaurants from my observation. I’m now out of Rosendale.
New Paltz Stop
I had always thought New Paltz was a college town. I was hoping the bus would have gone to the college because I would have liked to have looked at a hottie or two. Otherwise, it becomes a five-hour trip of nothing but looking at trees.
Amazing Artwork
For those who are new to my campaign, I like various forms of art. I have blogged about the incredible work of Julian Beever in the past. I was reading today’s New York Post when I saw another incredible artist.
The artist’s name is Alyssa Monks. What makes this photo so amazing that it isn’t a photo, but a painting. Check out more of her works at http://alyssamonks.com/port.asp.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Woodstock (Without Snoopy)
The bus has pulled into Woodstock with no signs that a music festival was here 40 years ago. That is because they had to move the festival to nearby Bethel, NY. The seating for a musical event here is limited to 20 people.
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September 21, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor | bethel, music festival, Woodstock | Comments Off on Woodstock (Without Snoopy)