Orgies for Abstinence
The United States have historically fought wars for peace. It must be working because we have been doing it for years. It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.
Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know. Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.
I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week. If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.
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