Orgies for Abstinence
The United States have historically fought wars for peace. It must be working because we have been doing it for years. It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.
Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know. Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.
I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week. If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.
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I’ve never been big on the whole abstinence thing but I am truly gung-ho on the orgy.
I would be glad to open my home for an Ahmnodt Heare fundraising orgy.
Thank you for your generosity, David. If you are still in the D.C. area, I would like to attend. I’ll bring my parents, too.
Though I don’t support this you may still get my vote in the long run 😉
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I don’t believe my hubby would allow me to join in this.
But think of the fundraising for your campaign from selling the tapes.
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There is apparently a large amount to practical knowledge about this. I take into account you made some nice exhibits in Functions also.
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Hey Guys! Just wanted to say hello to the new community :). Thanks for letting me in! 😀
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Thank you
Your welcome, Tava. I’m glad you had a good time!
Tickled to solder together you guys.
The people I were with weren’t into that.
Alex
Alex, I’ll sign you up for the next one. It’s not until April 29 because it’s the Friday after Easter. (Easter is on April 24 in 2011).