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Orgies for Abstinence

The United States have historically fought wars for peace.  It must be working because we have been doing it for years.  It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.

Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know.  Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.

I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week.  If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.

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September 23, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, War | , , , , ,

19 Comments

  1. I’ve never been big on the whole abstinence thing but I am truly gung-ho on the orgy.

    I would be glad to open my home for an Ahmnodt Heare fundraising orgy.

    Comment by David | September 23, 2009

  2. Thank you for your generosity, David. If you are still in the D.C. area, I would like to attend. I’ll bring my parents, too.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 23, 2009

  3. Though I don’t support this you may still get my vote in the long run 😉

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | September 23, 2009

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  5. I don’t believe my hubby would allow me to join in this.
    But think of the fundraising for your campaign from selling the tapes.

    Comment by suzettevaughn | September 24, 2009

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  9. There is apparently a large amount to practical knowledge about this. I take into account you made some nice exhibits in Functions also.

    Comment by Private Krankenkasse | February 14, 2010

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  12. Hey Guys! Just wanted to say hello to the new community :). Thanks for letting me in! 😀

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  14. Thank you

    Comment by tava tea | August 12, 2010

    • Your welcome, Tava. I’m glad you had a good time!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 12, 2010

  15. Tickled to solder together you guys.

    Comment by cypeJeott | September 25, 2010

    • The people I were with weren’t into that.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 25, 2010

  16. Alex

    Comment by Alexlll | November 8, 2010

  17. Alex, I’ll sign you up for the next one. It’s not until April 29 because it’s the Friday after Easter. (Easter is on April 24 in 2011).

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 8, 2010


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