Why I am an Independent
People often ask me why I am running for President as an Independent and not as a Republican or a Democrat. They often claim that I do not have a chance because I do not belong to either party.
Some reasons why I am not a Republican:
- War: Republicans love to declare war on everybody (as long as their children don’t have to fight.) I believe war should be limited to the most extreme circumstances. (Like Canada.) They also believe that a soldier should be a soldier 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I believe a soldier should only have to be a soldier from 9AM to 5PM from Monday through Friday. They should have weekends and holidays off like everybody else.
- Surveillance: Republicans believe that we should be spying on anybody who can be considered a national threat. I think that surveillance equipment should only be used on the hottest women and only in showers and bedrooms.
Some reasons why I am not a Democrat:
- Bailouts: Democrats believe that we should bailout existing companies who are in trouble as a way to create jobs. I believe these are the last companies to go to for job creation. I have stated in the past that bailouts are better suited to go to companies who are either financially sound or no longer exist.
- Health Care: Democrats believe that government should play a role by helping pay for health care for people who can’t afford it. I believe the way to make health care affordable is by cutting costs. I am a proponent of prevention. The only role government should play in health care is planting apple trees everywhere. An apple a day will keep the doctor away, thus saving on trips to the doctor.
The vision for America that Democrats and Republicans have is too different for me to join either party. I believe that I am not the only person who feels this way towards both parties. This is why I am running as an Independent.
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related
October 7, 2009 -
Posted by Ahmnodt Heare |
Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, commentary, Democrats, economy, editorial, health care, humor, Iraq, issues, politics, Republicans, satire, War | 9-5, apples, bailouts, Canada, Independent, prevention, spying, surveillance
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
>>>An apple a day will keep the doctor away, thus saving on trips to the doctor.
This can also work well as a part of your energy policy.
Most people live near their doctors. It won’t save that much in energy. My energy plan will include solar-powered oil drilling.
“I believe a soldier should only have to be a soldier from 9AM to 5PM from Monday through Friday.”
The Prussians also believed and practiced this and look at how good an army they ended up getting.
In case you hadn’t heard there has been a coup in the Aerie.
Wasn’t it the Republicans who originally proposed bailouts at the end of the Bush administration?
We in Canada are still waiting for teh war to start! Hurry up and get elected!