About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Party Politics
I am running as an Independent as president despite my being a member of the Oudda-Heare Party. My days of running as an independent may be numbered though. I am considered in the running to represent the Hobo Party for President. In order to receive consideration, I am going to need your help. It costs little and you will be helping others in less than two minutes.
All you have to do is bring some sandwiches and some booze to your nearest train yard. As soon as the sandwiches and booze are distributed, you can leave. It’s that easy!
Hobos have been ignored for too long. Their unemployment rate is near 100%. This is because companies are not creating jobs in train yards. They are also ineligible for government assistance because for some reason, the government does not consider a train yard as a place of residence.
The hobos need your help because they won’t get it from the government or from the business world. Once I become president, I will make an executive order declaring train yards as a place of residence. Let’s help the hobos!
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October 19, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, endorsement, humor, politics, satire | booze, hobo, Hobo Party, party politics, representation, sandwiches, train yards | 5 Comments