Party Politics
I am running as an Independent as president despite my being a member of the Oudda-Heare Party. My days of running as an independent may be numbered though. I am considered in the running to represent the Hobo Party for President. In order to receive consideration, I am going to need your help. It costs little and you will be helping others in less than two minutes.
All you have to do is bring some sandwiches and some booze to your nearest train yard. As soon as the sandwiches and booze are distributed, you can leave. It’s that easy!
Hobos have been ignored for too long. Their unemployment rate is near 100%. This is because companies are not creating jobs in train yards. They are also ineligible for government assistance because for some reason, the government does not consider a train yard as a place of residence.
The hobos need your help because they won’t get it from the government or from the business world. Once I become president, I will make an executive order declaring train yards as a place of residence. Let’s help the hobos!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I fear I’m at a loss to help you with this one. I can make a whole bunch o’sammiches but they closed the train yards here and built a shopping center and movie complex. That damn cinemafia has even displaced the hobos – who are an honorable part of the Norman Rockwell vision of America. I will need to search out some other train yards that are still in operation.
I am not willing to part with my booze. I am willing to give the hobos a bottle of Manishevitz wine someone foisted on me by re-gifting after passover.
The hobo vote could be the group to put you over the top in 2012 so I think you are wise to curry favor there.
The Hobo vote can help me with travel expenses when I go on campaign trips. It is a natural alliance. I am sure they would appreciate the Manishevitz wine, but I wouldn’t let them know that it was regifted.
The Cinemafia can’t leave Hobos alone either. 😦
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[…] When my grounding was over, I started hanging out at the freight yard again. I became friends with a couple of hobos. They gave me tips on how to ride freight trains without being detected and how to get off a moving train. I still visit train yards once in a while. […]
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