Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Last 24 Hours

The last 24 hours have been busy between campaign obligations and personal things I needed to get done.  Some of the things took longer than I would have liked.

1:30PM – Went to doctor to get cast removed from ankle from my hiking incident in Colorado in August.  I spent almost three hours in the doctor’s office as the waiting room with ailments ranging from the swine flu and influenza to Simple Chronic Halitosis and epidermis exposure.  I am limping, but that should diminish as I get used to putting weight on my foot again.

4:30 – Headed to the supermarket to get food, chips, and beverages for the football game between the Redskins and the Eagles.  I was stuck behind a woman with 30 items in a “12 Items or Less” lane.  She apparently had tapped all of her credit and debit cards.

7:00 – Gave the Hell’s Angels speech.  I had spent so much time in the doctor’s office and the supermarket that I didn’t have an idea on what to speak about.  Fortunately, I was able to hear some Hell’s Angles member talk about how cold it was here but how hot it still was in Florida.  I came up with the concept of Local Warming.  Local Warming differs from Global Warming in that parts of the country that needs warming would be warmed while other parts would be cooled until a universal temperature is reached.  They were skeptical as to how I was going to do this, although it seemed they liked the idea.  I told them I would look into it and would come back in two months with a viable plan.

9:45 – Got home later than I wanted to.  The Redskins were already losing 17-3.  I gave up on cooking a meal for the game and just munched on chips while washing it down with Mountain Dew.

4:15AM – I found out that my neighbor’s dog gets irritated by the passing of fire trucks.

10:00AM – I found out that Facebook had shut down the “Orgies for Abstinence” event page.  Somebody was “offended.”  I do not know if the person was offended because he or she finds orgies or abstinence offensive or if this person felt slighted because I did not offer a personal invitation.

It’s off to work I go, followed by an evening of relaxation.


October 27, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , , , , ,


  1. I’m a lousy supporter – I had forgotten about the ankle cast being still on your foot/leg/ankle. Glad to hear you have recovered enough to have it removed.

    What kind of censors are hanging at Facebook that object to the creative, doubtlessly-effective and forward-thinking campaign for abstinence marketed through orgies? Must be some of those K Street Lobbyists in Washington.

    That is what is wrong with democracy in the 21st century. We need you in office more than ever.

    Comment by David | October 27, 2009

  2. David, don’t be so hard on yourself. I didn’t say anything about it because I didn’t want it to hamper the campaign more than it did.

    I think the K Street lobbyists are trying to screw with my campaign. I won’t allow it. I know what they are up to.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 27, 2009

  3. Unless I am wrong it appears that your facebook O for A is back up.

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | October 27, 2009

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