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Bah Hamburg!

For those people unfamiliar with Hamburg, NJ, it is a small town approximately 10 miles south of the New York/New Jersey border in the western part of New Jersey – near where I currently live.

My slogan, “Bah Hamburg” is a finalist for Hamburg’s contest to get people to shop in Hamburg.  Slogans should be short and attention getting.  One of the slogans I am up against is, “Hamburg – the Pulse of Sussex County!”  That slogan is both long and incorrect.  There are two other finalists, but I haven’t heard their slogans through the grapevine today.

If you happen to be in the small village of Hamburg, NJ this week, shop the stores and tell the store clerks, “Bah Hamburg!”


November 10, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. I think someone should use a play on words with “Sussex”

    Comment by davis | November 10, 2009

  2. A wonderfully heart-warming phrase that brings fond memories of childhood Christmas stories and the joy of being Scrooge.

    Comment by David | November 10, 2009

  3. Scrooge had better things to do than wake up at 4AM on Black Friday to buy stuff for other people. Sleeping in was how he was able to keep his cheerful demeanor.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 10, 2009

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