Bah Hamburg!
For those people unfamiliar with Hamburg, NJ, it is a small town approximately 10 miles south of the New York/New Jersey border in the western part of New Jersey – near where I currently live.
My slogan, “Bah Hamburg” is a finalist for Hamburg’s contest to get people to shop in Hamburg. Slogans should be short and attention getting. One of the slogans I am up against is, “Hamburg – the Pulse of Sussex County!” That slogan is both long and incorrect. There are two other finalists, but I haven’t heard their slogans through the grapevine today.
If you happen to be in the small village of Hamburg, NJ this week, shop the stores and tell the store clerks, “Bah Hamburg!”
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
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I think someone should use a play on words with “Sussex”
A wonderfully heart-warming phrase that brings fond memories of childhood Christmas stories and the joy of being Scrooge.
Scrooge had better things to do than wake up at 4AM on Black Friday to buy stuff for other people. Sleeping in was how he was able to keep his cheerful demeanor.
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