About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Beware of These People!
There are two types of people I am concerned about: those who threaten the American way of life and those who are undermining my campaign.
These people below are threatening American entertainment and must be stopped!
Anne Murray, Celine Dion, and William Shatter are Canadian spies whose mission is to undermine the American entertainment industry and tamper with America’s last remaining significant export.
Those listed above have either stolen my campaign ideas in their campaigns or have covertly undermined my 2008 and 2012 campaigns. (Except Neil Patrick Harris, he was added because I think he’s a tad odd.)
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December 12, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, election, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | Anne Murray, Barack Obama, Celine Dion, exports, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Palin, spies, William Shatner | 9 Comments