Christmas Wish List
Christmas is a week from Friday and I should have posted this sooner. I was hoping to get the things I wanted myslef, but can’t seem to find any of these things. If you know where to find these things, please let me know.
- A Rotary-Dial Cell Phone – I prefer rotary dials because many times I have my cell phone in my pocket and the buttons get pressed and dials out. I end up getting billed for a 25-minute call to Indiana that I did not make.
- A mp8-Track Player – I am looking for something with the portability of a mp3 player with the coolness that can only be found in 8-track players.
- A Blender-and-Cooker Combination Bowl – I don’t like to use any more dishes than I have to. I would like to put two eggs in a blending bowl, scramble them in the bowl, and cook them in the same bowl without pouring the scramble eggs into a frying pan and using the stove.
- A Christmas Lighter – A lighter whose flame lights up in the same colors as Christmas lights.
I am not asking that anybody buy these for me, I just need to know where I can get these cool things.
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If you find the Blender/Cooker, please let me know.
On second thought, have you tried a bread machine? It blends and cooks.
It would a mess to clean up, though, so maybe there needs to be a self-cleaning component.