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Obama the Campaigning Thief

President Obama reads my blog on a regular basis and has been reading my blog since I have been blogging.  Since then he and other prominent politicians have been stealing various portions of my campaign strategy.  While it is flattering that people like to copy me, everybody knows that the original is always better than a cheap imitation.

President Obama gave a speech at the Copenhagen Climate Summit.  He sounded presidential giving a speech to other world leaders.  He sounded like he wanted to be the “leader of the free world.”  He must have gotten that idea from me.  I even allowed people to vote for “Leader of the Free World“.  You can still cast your vote at the poll.

It is time for the President to come up with his own ideas… then again, he came up with “Cash for Clunkers”.

December 18, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Obama, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Metric System

I was having a conversation with some British tourists last night about world events when one of them complained that we don’t use the Metric System for measurements.  I reminded him that we use the British System, but he snapped that even the British no longer use their own system and has gone Metric.

Below is what I remember from the Metric System (NOTE:  I haven’t used the Metric System since I was in high school):

1 cm = 2.54 inches

1 yard is almost 1 liter

100°F = 38°C – Mr. Celsius (Father Centigrade in Newfoundland) prefers to be colder than Mr. Fahrenheit.

1 kg = 10 to 15 years in prison.

Right now the Metric System in the United States is limited to soft drink makers, track athletes, and drug dealers.  With just a little bit of education and a conversion chart and calculator handy, Americans will be able to adapt to the Metric System.

December 18, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, education, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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