Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Take Your Shoes Off and Stay Awhile

You are probably wondering what the meaning of this post means.  If you are not familiar with me, I am a freelance marketing consultant.  I also dab in advertising campaigns for some of my clients.

Many of my clients are referred to me by other clients.  However, sometimes I have to recruit customers myself.  This blog entry is an open letter to the TSA (Transportation Security Administration).  I have to show that I can work with government agencies if I am going to be considered to be a viable Presidential candidate.

“Take off your shoes and stay awhile” is my way to project the TSA as a kinder, gentler bureaucracy government agency.  When people are told to take off their shoes at airport security, there tends to be mumbling and grumbling by passengers.  My marketing campaign will promote a sense of comfort for the passengers while maintaining a high sense of safety and security.

When a TSA agent tells you to take your shoes and stay a while, it’s not just for security.  It’s to make you feel at home as you are violated go through screening.  They will shoot the breeze with you while your carry-ons are scanned and you go through the security gate.  There will be more intimate conversations for cavity searches so you won’t feel inconvenienced in any way.

If you’re with the TSA and you want to improve your agency’s image, please feel free to give me a call.


December 30, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. I think dinner-and-drinks (at least!) is definitely called for before any sort of cavity search.

    Comment by Susan Hogarth | December 30, 2009

  2. Dinners and drinks will be budgeted in my proposal, but no guarantee that they will be provided.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 30, 2009

  3. I’d like to catch the plane at the mall so I wouldn’t have to go through airport security.

    Comment by howmikeseesthings | January 3, 2010

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