Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Reaching Out

Politicians like to reach out to others.  It is to show you that they care about you.  I also like to show that I care.  (And not just because showing that you care takes less effort than actually caring.)

In the comments section below, feel free to let me know what I should be working on once I am president.  I realize that I don’t know everything so I need you to write down the things I should be working on.

One of the things I will not be working on too much is the economy.  It needs to be fixed, but every time somebody tries to fix it, it gets worse.  The economy is like a rash on the body,  Leave it alone, and it will eventually clear up.  Keep scratching it, and the rash gets infected.

While I wouldn’t attempt to fix the economy, I would bail out institutions that meet my standards for receiving a bailout.  The same would go for jobs.

So go ahead and tell me the things you want me to work on.  It is important to show that I care.

January 2, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, Platform, satire | , , , , ,

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