Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

For All the Roses

The BCS Championship game tomorrow between Texas and Alabama is being played in the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA.  This game is not the Rose Bowl, but it is for “all the roses.”

Whether you are a Longhorn or a Crimson Tider, it is important to remember that tomorrow’s game is for all the roses.  It is also important to remember that the 2012 election is for all the roses.  But the only those roses will smell sweet is if I am elected president.

If you are one of the fortunate people going to the big game tomorrow and you support my campaign, I need you to make signs readable for the millions watching the game on TV.  You could have an “Ahmnodt Heare for America” sign or a “Google Ahmnodt Heare” sign.  The “John 3:16” signs give a beautiful message, but won’t help me get elected.

I’m not going to pick a winner in this game.  Part of me wants Alabama to win because my father’s worst enemy’s daughter went to Auburn when I went to STFU.  The other part of me wants to root for Texas because I don’t know what a “Crimson Tide” is.  It should be a great game and I should post my prediction for the game as soon as it ends.

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January 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on For All the Roses

Campaign Goals for 2010

2008 – 11752 total hits (36.725 hits/day)

2009 – 45062 total hits (123.45 hits/day)

2010 – 151475 total hits (415.00 hits/day) [projected]

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

  1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
  7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)

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With your continued help and support, “Ahmnodt Heare” will soon be as common a household name as Lysol.  Think of me as the Lysol of bad ideas.  I kill them when presented to me like Lysol kills germs as soon as contact is made.  Tell two friends today about my campaign.  Thank you.

January 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire, scandal, write-in | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Campaign Goals for 2010

Job Approval Poll

I am conducting a poll to see how Americans feel about the job I am doing as a presidential candidate.  Please take part in the poll and leave a comment below as to why you voted the way you voted.  This poll is not scientific, nor was the study that claims global warming exists.

January 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, politics, Poll | 1 Comment

   

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