Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

New Phone Number

I am pleased to announce that there is a new phone number that is much easier to remember for those wishing to reach the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign.  The new phone number is (507) – AHMNODT or (507) 246-6638.

I had received a few complaints about my old phone number from people saying it was too hard to remember.  As for those of you who have a hard time spelling my name, just remember this anagram:

A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.

The campaign keeps looking more professional everyday and I have yet to spend a penny on it.  This is because I am a fiscal conservative who doesn’t like to spend money if it doesn’t have to be spent.  The only “frivolous” spending I plan on doing as president as a $375 million statue of Vanna White to be standing in front of the White House.


January 13, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, satire | , , , , ,


  1. I’ve never found that anyone’s taters solved any horniness I might experience.

    And Dolly’s Tatas only make the problem worse it seems…assuming the Dolly in question is the Parton one.

    Comment by David | January 13, 2010

  2. David, here’s how it is: The reason why Dolly’s tatas (or taters) would make it worse is while we need them, few of us will ever get to experience anything of that magnitude (real or manufactured.)

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 13, 2010

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