NFL 2009 Division Round Playoffs
I actually had a good week picking last week’s games, going 3-1. After getting the Jets-Bengals game wrong to start the weekend, I rung up three consecutive wins. If I keep this up, I could replace Frank Caliendo on Fox’s Pre-Game show or Elinor Clift on The McLaughlin Group.
Arizona Cardinals (+7) at New Orleans Saints
What happens when two high-powered offenses collide? The game usually becomes a defensive struggle. The Saints will probably win it, but it will be low scoring enough for the Cardinals to cover. Take the Cardinals and the points.
Baltimore Ravens (+6.5) at Indianapolis Colts
The focus will be on the Colts’ high octane offense against the Ravens’ stifling defense. The game will be decided though on the Colts’ unheralded defense stopping Ray Rice and flustering Joe Flacco often enough to force him to turn the ball and the Colts defense scoring a touchdown. Take the Colts and give the points.
Dallas Cowboys (+3) at Minnesota Vikings
The Vikings struggled at the end of the season while the Cowboys picked up steam. The football gods will rub more salt into Redskins’ fans wounds and make the Cowboys win in a laughter. Take the Cowboys and the points.
New York Jets (+7) at San Diego Chargers
Both teams come into this game as hot as global warming the sun. Mark Sanchez returns to the state where he was born and raised. He’ll do the things that need to be done to allow the Jets to win. (Hand the ball off to Thomas Jones, throw a screen pass to Thomas Jones, etc.) Take the Jets and the points.
Last week: 3-1 Playoffs: 3-1
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I hope you are wrong about the Vikings losing. I really want Favre to win it all and retire.
Mel, I hope I am wrong also. I am a Redskins fan and the last thing I want to see is the Cowboys winning.