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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Martin Luther King Day
Monday is Martin Luther King Day. Yesterday was Martin Luther King’s birthday. He would have turned 81 yesterday.
One reason why Martin Luther King’s birthday isn’t celebrated more is because we celebrate it on a Monday and not on the 15th. Many businesses will be open on Monday. Everything except for banks and the post office will be open.
Everything is closed on Christmas because it is always on December 25. It’s not on the fourth Monday of December or the first Sunday after the Detroit Lions are eliminated from the playoffs.
Poor Martin Luther King. His birthday will always be “celebrated” on a Monday. Monday is a bad day to celebrate a birthday. Everybody has a bad day on Mondays.
If I am elected President, I will make Martin Luther King’s birthday on January 15th every year. There will be no more “It’s the 18th this year, 17th next year, etc. How would you like it if your birthday was always on a Monday? That’s what I thought.
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January 16, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | birthday, celebration, Christmas, holiday, January 15, Martin Luther King, Monday | 1 Comment