Dead People Voting
My long hard work of campaigning in cemeteries and morgues is paying off according to a Fox News article. Americans for Limited Government President Bill Wilson seems to have issues with my campaign strategy and garnishing votes from the deceased population. He’s jealous because as the only candidate who campaigns to the deceased and sympathizes with their issues, my message resonates with dead dead people more with Bill Wilson’s message.
The main reason why I campaign in cemeteries and morgues is because those places are not internet-ready and people there are unable to read my blog while decomposing. I think every dead person who takes the time to cast a vote deserves to have his or her voice heard. We cannot allow necrophobes to continue to deny people their right to vote just because they are deceased.
If You Insist
I have stated recently that I was not running for Senate, but people were going to vote for me regardless. For the people in Massachusetts who insist on voting for me, please make a copy of this ballot and hand it in. My name is spelled correctly (to the best of my knowledge) and has me listed as an Independent (also spelled correctly.)
By printing this ballot and using this one instead of the one issued, you’ll save valuable time and can continue on with the rest of your day. If I lived in Massachusetts, I would vote for my fellow Independent Joe Kennedy. Independents should unite and help get Joe Kennedy elected.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Thank You, Massachusetts!
The people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts have listened to my call not to write my name in as a candidate for Senate. I am now able to continue to pursue my goal of becoming the 45th President and being inaugurated on January 21, 2013. (January 20 is the normal day, but since it falls on a Sunday, the ceremony will be on the 21st, a Monday). It will also be the day Martin Luther King’s birthday is observed.
I congratulate Scott Brown on winning the election. He will be a great Senator if he follows my platform.
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January 19, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, satire, write-in | Inauguration, Massachusetts, Scott Brown, Senate election | 1 Comment