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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Cool Campaigning Tool
I have never realized how far I am behind technology when it comes to communicating with the deceased. Going to a cemetery or morgue and talking to them used to be enough. I am sadly mistaken. Others have taken deceased involvement to a new level. Former congressional candidate Jim Ogonowski was able to collect signatures to get him on the ballot for Senator in 2008. The state of Massachusetts recently announced that there are over 100,000 registered dead people on its voting rolls.
All of these techniques are barbaric compared to what a company is able to now. IntelCenter has produced tapes of Osama bin Laden talking about future attacks against the United States. Previous tapes include bin Laden condemning a 2008 cartoon ridiculing Islam. Osama bin Laden died in December 2001.
I hope I can get this technology and use it for my campaign. It will let everybody know how hard I have been campaigning and it will be a tremendous boost. I will call IntelCenter later and ask how much their device costs.
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January 25, 2010 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | IntelCenter, Jim Ogonowski, Massachusetts, Osama bin Laden, recordings, technology, voting