Damage Control
An unidentified man was found sleeping on a couch in a Brookings, SD home. I just want to assure anybody that it wasn’t me. While I do have a bad habit of sleeping on strangers’ couches, I can assure you that I have never been in Brookings, South Dakota except to campaign a couple of times during the 2008 campaign.
I may have had a few drinks to have the last time I was at TheRam and that I do not remember the rest of the night, I did not wake up in a couch. I woke up in the Toy department in the Wal-Mart on Sixth Street.
This is just to let everybody know that I am innocent. I wasn’t in South Dakota last week. I was in New York campaigning all last week.
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Hmmm…I would think in a place as boring as SD the people would be thrilled to have this surprise.
I also think the guys are rather stupid if they continue leaving their place unlocked after finding a squatter.
Now, something more interesting – where is this “TheRam” of which you speak?
The Ram is in downtown Brookings. I don’t remember much about the place except for the cute redhead who was tending bar that night.