A Chinese protester was recently beaten and detained for a sign he displayed at a rally. While this isn’t a problem in most countries, suggesting a write-in candidate for Premier is a crime in China.
The sign says “Ahmnodt Heare for Premier.” I do not know how the Chinese found out about me or my campaign, but I am deeply flattered. The problem is that China is not part of the free world. I am running for President of the United States. The President of the United States is the Leader of the Free World. While I have tried to allow votes from other free countries to vote for the Leader of the Free World, China is not part of the free world.
I am hoping China becomes free soon because they have a ton of electoral votes and the enthusiasm some people have for my campaign would give me a much needed boost.
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February 4, 2010
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Conference Championships: 0-2 Season: 5-5
I did pick the Saints to win, but I also picked them to cover (which they did not do). This Super Bowl will make or break my post season, as I am currently at .500.
New Orleans Saints 15-3 (+5) vs. Indianapolis Colts (16-2) at Miami
What I use as an indicator on who is going to win the Super Bowl is how the two teams fared against the Washington Redskins. The Colts did not play the Redskins, but the Saints did. The Saints looked horrible defensively, allowing the Bingo-calling offense of the Redskins to score 30 points. Unfortunately, the Saints scored 33 points against a pretty good (despite the 4-12 record) defense. The Redskins led by 10 points twice in the game (including in the fourth quarter), but the Saints’ offensive was too explosive.
People will point out that both teams have high-powered offensive and under appreciated, but very good defenses. Any team that gives up 30 points to an offense as anemic as the Redskins has serious flaws.
Take the Colts and give the points.
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Word Gets Around
A Chinese protester was recently beaten and detained for a sign he displayed at a rally. While this isn’t a problem in most countries, suggesting a write-in candidate for Premier is a crime in China.
I am hoping China becomes free soon because they have a ton of electoral votes and the enthusiasm some people have for my campaign would give me a much needed boost.
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