An Open Letter to Those Facebook Guys
Dear People Who Run Facebook:
I have been on Facebook for over a year. Over the time, it has helped increase my base for my 2012 campaign for President of the United States. I have even taken the step of playing Mafia Wars with my supporters.
As useful and fun as Facebook has been over the last year, it has been soured over the last week. It started ironically enough with “change.” While change can be a good thing if people want it, it can be a bad thing if people like things the way they are. People wanted change in the United States in 2008 so they voted for Barack Obama. (I voted for myself, as I was running in 2008 also.) People didn’t want change to Facebook. This was demonstrated by not voting for Barack Obama for President of Facebook.
It is not just the change that has bothered Facebook users. It is the glitches that have come along since the changes occurred. It has made running my presidential campaign very difficult. I am running a penniless campaign because I am a fiscal conservative. Only a true fiscal conservative can run a campaign without taking out loans or acting like a beggar asking people for their hard earned dollars.
I plead that you fix the website as soon as possible. I did not vote for Barack Obama to run Facebook, so I don’t want change, (Especially change accompanied with glitches.) Glitches like the page not updating even after refreshing make it hard to get my message out to my supporters without sending a spam mail message.
I am sure this situation will be resolved soon and wish Facebook the best of luck in its future business endeavors.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt F.N. Heare
2008 and 2012 Presidential Candidate
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
If you can make a change, as in change facebook back, I’ll get out the vote, immediately. You’ll be the president, in no time. It’s the little things in life, right?
That is exactly right, Quinntessentiallyme. I am sure I can find people who can return it to the old way.