Looking for a Pet
I love animals. I like having pets. My problem is that the last couple of pets I had died. My dog Emma died last year. Fluffy died the year before. Studies show that having a pet is healthy and that pet owners are happier than non-pet owners. The study didn’t mention that the happiness disappears once a pet dies.
I am looking for a new pet. Hopefully the pet won’t die the day before a campaign trip (like Fluffy did). The pet should be:
- Cute enough to attract hotties.
- Be able to do its business in a designated area.
- Not bite me. Ever,
- Be able to survive the day before I go on a campaign trip.
This is my 900th post – two years and two days after my first post.
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Your pets seem to die with a certain regularity…might make your political enemies raise some questions.
Congrats on #900
Fluffy was the first pet to ever die on me prematurely. I had fish last quite a few years.
Well, as a huge Dog Whisperer fan, I recommend watching Cesar Millan for awhile and then adopting a shelter dog with just the right energy for you – if you can stand to have your heart broken again.