A Plea to the New Jersey Democratic Party Headquarters
To Whom it may Concern:
I somehow found my e-mail address on your mailing list in 2008. Despite several attempts to have my name removed from your mailing list, I am still solicited with mail I do not want. If I was to send out e-mail for my business or my campaign in the same manner you keep sending your e-mails, I would be arrested for spamming.
You are not doing your party any favors by sending unsolicited e-mail. I am assured that this will no longer be an issue as you will take the corrective action immediately.
Sincerely
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent* Candidate for President -2012
*by Independent, I mean “Not Democratic”
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
You don’t want to know what the competition is up to?
No I don’t want to know what they are up to. If I find out what they are up to, they will claim they have the right to know what I am up to. This would make my “October Surprise” much less surprising.