A Plea to the New Jersey Democratic Party Headquarters
To Whom it may Concern:
I somehow found my e-mail address on your mailing list in 2008. Despite several attempts to have my name removed from your mailing list, I am still solicited with mail I do not want. If I was to send out e-mail for my business or my campaign in the same manner you keep sending your e-mails, I would be arrested for spamming.
You are not doing your party any favors by sending unsolicited e-mail. I am assured that this will no longer be an issue as you will take the corrective action immediately.
Sincerely
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent* Candidate for President -2012
*by Independent, I mean “Not Democratic”
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You don’t want to know what the competition is up to?
No I don’t want to know what they are up to. If I find out what they are up to, they will claim they have the right to know what I am up to. This would make my “October Surprise” much less surprising.