Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Somebody’s Listening

I have occasionally asked people to bring signs of support at sporting events.  I had asked for signs at the Final Four, the World Series, the Super Bowl, and most recently at the Olympics.  For various reasons, this had never materialized.  I am pleased to report that there was a sign sighting tonight at the Ottawa Senators – Carolina Hurricanes game in Raleigh, North Carolina.  This means that over 5000 people saw the sign at the RBC Center in Raleigh.  Hundreds more watched the game in North Carolina.  Millions watched the game in Ottawa.

Tonight I can overlook the fact that one of the teams was Canadian.  I can even overlook that the RBC in RBC Center stands for Royal Bank of Canada (even though the arena is in North Carolina.)  The picture below makes it easy to overlook things.

5000 people saw the sign live as well as hundreds on TV in North Carolina.

This is a huge step in the right direction after the week I had in New Hampshire and Quebec.

March 4, 2010 Posted by | campaign, Canada, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , | 5 Comments

Wasted Trip

It was bad enough I passed Dixville Notch and ended up in a Canadian jail.  I had problems when I finally arrived at Dixville Notch.  Any popularity I could have had was vanished when I tried to unload the CDs and DVDs that the Chartierville police gave me.  It seems that I am not the only person who thinks that William Shatner and Celine Dion are Canadian spies.  It then dawned on me that I created a web of hypocrisy.  I was trying to pass them off as entertainers, even as I continually have said they are spies.

I apologized to the fine people of Dixville Notch for my atrocities, but the damage has been done.  They now think I am a conduit for Canadian spies infiltrating our country and it’s my own fault.  I tried to get a rally going to burn the CDs and DVDs, but there are open fire laws and could have gotten in more trouble.

I figured I could find some rebellious people on a college campus.  I drove to Dartmouth College and searched for some rebels.  A few guys standing by a tree smoking cigarettes.  They were more than willing to help me burn the stuff.  It took a while to get a good fire going, but the CDs and DVDs were soon tossed in.  We hung around by the fire for a while until some college hotties walked by.  The guys walked off with the hotties, leaving me to put out the fire by myself.  One good thing about New Hampshire is that there is plenty of snow around to put out a fire.

I will return to Dixville Notch someday.  Hopefully, the locals would have forgotten who I am and especially what I tried to do there.

March 4, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, commentary, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Wasted Trip

   

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