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It is Worse Than I Had Ever Thought

I thought Canada only wanted to taint our entertainment industry. It appears they are more sinister than I had ever imagined.  They want to take over the white house.  They got Press Secretary Robert Gibbs!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has been captured by Canadian spies and was forced to wear team Canada's hockey jersey!

We must remain strong. We cannot allow our country to be overthrown by poutine-loving Timbit-ting scoundrels. We must be on the lookout before it’s too late!

March 13, 2010 - Posted by | Canada, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. I simply cannot tolerate poutine-lovers. It is not natural.

    Comment by David | March 13, 2010

  2. I agree. Real people don’t eat cheese curds.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 14, 2010


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