It is Worse Than I Had Ever Thought
I thought Canada only wanted to taint our entertainment industry. It appears they are more sinister than I had ever imagined. They want to take over the white house. They got Press Secretary Robert Gibbs!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has been captured by Canadian spies and was forced to wear team Canada's hockey jersey!
We must remain strong. We cannot allow our country to be overthrown by poutine-loving Timbit-ting scoundrels. We must be on the lookout before it’s too late!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I simply cannot tolerate poutine-lovers. It is not natural.
I agree. Real people don’t eat cheese curds.